Hoping AAB be is like saying took enormous amount animals Here are ours for the comments: Also, please note that because of volume, we are unable to respond to individual comments, although we do watch them order to learn what issues and questions are most common that we can produce content that fulfills your needs. You are welcome to share your own dog tips and behavior solutions among yourselves, however. New ones on the top! Thought this was worth adding to the site. Take it if you wish... Thoughts on Cats Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. Platt There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. -Anonymous Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Anonymous Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Valdez a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. English proverb As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Berkeley Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are G-d. One cat just leads to another. Hemingway Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Bly Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Krutch People that hate cats, come back as mice their next life. Resnick There are intelligent species the universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous I have studied philosophers and cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Schweitzer The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. Menaul Time spent with cats is never wasted. No heaven not ever Heaven be; Unless cats are there to welcome me. Anonymous Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well. Dizick You always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. Colonial American proverb Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Krutch Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. S. Nichols Do not meddle the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and ps on your computer. I got rid of husband. The cat was allergic. husband said it was him or the cat... I him sometimes. Groaner Puns A dog owner had a pit bull that hated to walk. He kept sitting down and bracing his feet that his owner would have to drag him by his leash. The owner finally gave up when he realized that he was creating a bottomless pit! I have a dog that talks its sleep but one day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow name is I am seven hundred years old! I own I married When the visitor asked what was going on, I replied,... 't worry about it. just let sleeping dogs lie. the early 1700s, the captain of a Spanish pirate ship was very proud of his mongrel pet for its ability to bark once for Si, and twice for No. After being captured by a British commander, the dog was taught the same trick English. He thereby became the world's first Si and Aye dog! One time father accompanied me when I took dog out for his evening constitutional. dog is rather finicky about where he does it. I wondered aloud about the criterion he uses to select a spot. father replied, it's a process of elimination! Received from Kegel. Guard Dogs A who wanted a dog to protect his business, visited a kennel that specialised attack dogs. The explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog the kennel, and the owner offered to take the on a tour of the premises. After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog, snarling loudly, and biting and clawing at the cage. He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog, said the buyer. Well, he's not bad, replied the owner, but I have a different one mind for you. They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage. Ah, said the buyer. This must be the dog you were referring to earlier. Well, no. said the owner. I have something better mind for you. The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a large dog, panting heavily and lying quietly on his side, licking his own He seemed unaware of the men's approach. This is the dog I had mind for you, said the owner. The buyer was flabbergasted. You're joking! he exclaimed. This dog is tame compared to the others; he doesn't even act like attack dog. I know he appears tame now, said the owner. But you he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth. Excerpts from a 's Diary