Hoffman estates support helicopter plus tape on necessarily imply considering stuff. Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, screwed the other 3, claimed he injured his back while doing filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. Thoughts on Cats Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. Platt There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. -Anonymous Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Anonymous Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Valdez a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. English proverb As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Berkeley Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. One cat just leads to another. Hemingway Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Bly Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Krutch People that hate cats, come back as mice their next life. Resnick There are intelligent species the universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous I have studied philosophers and cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Schweitzer The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. Menaul Time spent with cats is never wasted. No heaven not ever Heaven be; Unless cats are there to welcome me. Anonymous Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well. Dizick You always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. Colonial American proverb Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Krutch Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. S. Nichols Do not meddle the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and ps on your computer. I got rid of husband. The cat was allergic. husband said it was him or the cat I him sometimes. From the Just 4 Laughs! list Strict, Unbending Rules For Stray Cats 1. Stray cats not be fed. 2. Stray cats not be fed anything except dry cat food. 3. Stray cats not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. 4. Stray cats not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps. 5. Stray cats not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence. 6. Stray cats not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily. 7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled absolutely not be given a name. 8. Stray cats with or without a name not be allowed inside the house at any time. 9. Stray cats not be allowed inside the house except at certain times. 10. Stray cats not be allowed inside the house except on days ending y. 11. Stray cats allowed inside not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture. 12. Stray cats not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture. 13. Stray cats be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches. 14. Stray cats answer the call of nature outdoors the sand. 15. Stray cats answer the call of nature the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet litter. 16. Stray cats answer the call of nature the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room. 17. Stray cats sleep outside. 18. Stray cats sleep the garage. 19. Stray cats sleep the house. 20. Stray cats sleep a cardboard box lined with old blanket. 21. Stray cats sleep the special -Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow. 22. Stray cats not be allowed to sleep our bed. 23. Stray cats not be allowed to sleep our bed, except at the foot. 24. Stray cats not be allowed to sleep our bed under the covers. 25. Stray cats not be allowed to sleep our bed under the covers except at the foot. 26. Stray cats not play on the desk. 27. Stray cats not play on the desk near the computer. From the Just 4 Laughs! list One fall day, was raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a walking solemnly along, followed by a dog and then about 200 men walking single file. Intrigued, ran up to the following