Pulls owner the two years at (instructors is surrender learning eat first. husband is very irritable when hungry. Renee Flager happily married for 50 yrs, New City Everlasting Matrimony A happy marriage is the world's best bargain. When it's right you can't say Who is kissing whom. There are a hundred paths through the world that are easier than loving. But who wants easier? stunned by the lungs' longing for more and more breath the presence of that friend. The way you make is the way God be with you. It was accepted practice Babylon 4 years ago that for a month after the wedding the bride's father would supply his --law with all the mead he could drink. is a beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the month which we know today as the honeymoon. It takes solid marriages to create a strong village and a village to support and sustain strong marriages. Sollee, Marriage is a case of and Conquer Sollee, Send your quotes. The more the 'marrier'! Sollee, _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CARTOONS and Funnies: The of Getting Married Toddler pajamas standing at the door waving goodbye to his dad. caption reads: Bye, Daddy! Be a good boy! The Family Circus by Keane, Brown kicks a football while saying, grampa and gramma have been married for 50 years.... To which his playmate replies They're lucky, aren't they? says, Grampa says it isn't luck...it's skill. Peanuts 9 01 wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, Married! and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that fresh scent out of your clothes. Rooney Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. Sunday Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it and some of your spouse's family does too. Unknown and had ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked. Unknown wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Unknown Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. A friend recently told us about a twenty-fifth-anniversary party where the husband gave a toast and said, The key to our success is very simple. Within minutes after every fight, one of us says, 'I'm sorry, Sally'. Cokie Roberts Although a bright and able husband is almost completely helpless when faced with even the simplest domestic chore. One day, exasperation, I pointed out to him that our friend, Beaa, had taught her husband, to cook, sew and do laundry, and that if anything ever happened to Beaa, would be able to care for himself. Then I asked, What would YOU do if anything happened to me? After considering that possibility for a moment, husband said happily, I'd move with LaVonne Kincaid, Chicken Soup for the Romantic Soul, 2002 If is blind, why is lingerie popular? wakes up with a killer hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothes front of him, clean and pressed. He takes the aspirin and notices a note on the table: breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. you. He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His is also at the table, eating. asks, Son, what happened last night? His says, Well, you came home at 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door. Confused, asks, why is everything order and clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? His replies, Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'! Unknown A and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5 am for early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, Please wake me at 5 am. The next morning the woke up, only to discover it was 9am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed it said... It is 5am; wake